The Prophet

Listen, listen, hear my chime
Ignore that Warbler every time.

Aren’t these suckers really good,
don’t they give you all your shoulds?

Didn’t the tea just open your eyes
to all of these hideous mountain lies?
It’s a really fabulous brew!
It looks like Celebration is yours too!

Lookie here, there is one for every mountain
you can examine each and take their fountain.

You have a purpose, just listen to me,
We’ll make them bow on bended knee.