All Knotty Woo Woo has a creative angle. It’s hard to escape. If you try, it will reach up and grab you and throw you down into a shopping cart - a la cart. Yes, I know I’m missin an “e.” A La Cart is all about the gallery and tales - you know - a la carte. Here you will find an array of purchasable woo woo just for you. If you don’t have any moola that would support me in making Knotty Woo Woo, I have a tip jar too. I’m unapologetic about my poverty. At any rate, please shop around and don’t forget your cart. You’re gonna need that thing. This is, after all, capitalism at its finest. Did you just see that pig fly?